#i want that star OBLITERATED!!!!!!!!!

[ghostlightfic]

i walk onto a stage. i pull loop out of my pocket. i pull a blender out of my pocket. i put loop in the blender and set it to puree. the crowd goes wild

[sicktrix]

Oh this shot fucks me up so much actually.

Warm, bright light pools in from the window and illuminates the room as Jod looms menacingly over the kids. He holds a blue lightsaber in his hands and uses it to threaten the innocent and vulnerable. Both previously symbols of hope and kindness and trust being twisted into something cruel. FUCK

[writersglock]

Commander Fox writing an email to Palpatine: 'Dear Emperor palpatine, as I have stated before and will persist in reiterating, I have already apologised for attaching a sign to your back that said 'EAT ME!' while releasing the Zillo beast into the royal palace.

It was purely my own fault, and I take full responsibility...

I honestly didn't think you could read.'

Yours insincerely, Commander Fox.

Palpatine after reading said email: Get Rampart on the phone, I have an idea.

[dumbassratsimp]

Guys, just saying….

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, then Aventurine is the most unhealthiest MF I’ve ever seen. 🫡✨

It might even be his least favorite fruit….who knows..? 👀

[psychomusic]

i had a vague idea last night on chiss space-traveling system. it's really just an idea and maybe it breaks the existing lore so. if there's any chiss expert here PLEASE tell me if it's something that could exist because i wanna know if i can put it to use in my story

i know they use force sensitives with that third sight power, but like. idk. i understand that they are trained and sometimes they fail but like that's SO complex. you're traveling faster than light - you can have jedi like reflexes and shit but that's still hard af.

so i was imagining (because lately I've been trying to better understand chiss lore, which i LOVEEE) wouldn't it be easier if there were like some stations in between planets, especially important colonies, to allow the force sensitives to have to navigate between smaller points, and not completely in the dark?

idk if any of you know sky: children of the light's trial of fire, so here's the link (skip the intro part). now imagine that instead of the checkpoints with rocks and candles you have little artifical moons/planets/asteroids (depending on how important that station is), and force sensitives are supposed to reach that and then re orientate etc.

BUT to make it cooler and most importantly, easier to sense for the force sensitives, imagine that those artificial ecosystem are made to be inhabited by different creatures that can't stay on their planet of origin (like. maybe because the environment changed and they are endangered, or they're too dangerous so they like. put them there). so they're full of life. they'd be like lit candles in the dark, literally.

THIS CAME TO ME BECAUSE TWO WEEKS AGO I SAW SUCH A COOL VIDEO (a 12 hour analysis of the phantom menace that's like. so fucking well-researched??? considering its length it's impressive really, so here's the link) that spoke (at 1:19:22) about that Boss Nass's phrase about going through Naboo's planet core. But to synthetize: basically in the lore, Naboo is supposed to lack a molten core, and at the center of the planet, plasma is being emitted, and it creates infinite tunnels that can connect even theed and otho gunga. but besides other worldbuilding problems that this rather absurd idea would create - that i won't recap here - in the video, there are some ideas on how to make it make sense (like. "going through the planet core" is simply a figure of speech and not what actually happened), BUT between those, there is one in particular that struck me: at 1:30:40, he proposed Naboo could be a constructed planet - like a planet-aquarium.

then, the video explains why it can't be the case for naboo but. GUYS!! if there's a species that could pull off something like that it's the chiss, with their sense of order, their need for knowledge, and organization abilities.

the maintenance of these stations with particular ecosystems could then be left at the nearest colony of csilla (kinda like the romans delegated the maintenance of their streets to each town it crossed and benefitted off of it), and be used as a "lighthouse" for new sky-walkers to train their third sight. researchers would benefit from keeping these animals alive + they could be kept in various different scenarios depending on how the specific station is made. if it's big enough, those creatures wouldn't be even captive, in a certain sense. especially since these stations need to be big enough (and full of life) to be perceived by the force sensitives, they'd just become replicas of the planet, where researchers, even in the creation of such stations, can really have a boost on their understanding of those ecosystems, through the feedbacks and experiments on the stations.

i have made a few sketches to visualize the idea

(ugly quality and poor rendition ops. in my defense it was late)

i know i wrote A LOT and prob not many will read this BUT if you've come this far, what do you think?

[third--planet]

what an insane birthday gift 😭🙏🏻

guys would you mind if say something inappropriate real quick?😊

[captain-krow-drozdov]

*Streamer Voice* We Fucked Up Chat.

In Frinny Bois Defense I Was Also Tired Of The Tutorial...

[keeps-ache]

sigh. i think i just do not like dogs very much lol

[jerktournament]

ROUND ONE - Rinne Amagi (Ensemble Stars) VS Papalymo Totolymo (Final Fantasy XIV)

!!! PROPAGANDA BELOW !!!

RINNE: "Half of the fandom interactions mention how he should go to jail / an asylum." "dude . hes Red thats enough !!"

PAPALYMO: I submitted this one but basically I love him. He's like 40 years old yet 3 feet tall because he's a Lalafell (think Halflings), and is a little jerk, but a caring jerk. He's very silly and sounds like a whimsical old man in the English dialogue. My 40 year old babygirl I throw against walls and who tells me to do my homework. Also silly monocle.

[torgawl]

i was playing luocha's quest "guide for a knight stranger" when i spotted a genshin character. this is like finding beyoncé in a supermarket. what is chang the ninth doing here? i think it's pretty cool that he's a detective romance novel character in this universe instead of a writer, it's like the world is inverted. and he's the killer's uncle, nonetheless. too bad we don't know (as far as i'm aware of) if genshin's chang the ninth has nephews, but with at least 8 siblings it's very likely.

[kantraels]

the nice part about fanatic canonically telling seer stories in the valkyrie (and seer at least nominally paying attention before their mind wanders) means that Kal absolutely tells Kenna stories when they’re having a bad day, and sometimes it doesn’t even seem like preaching

[canonically47]

FINALLY someone who gets me about Yul...people are stanning him and I don't understand Why. me personally I hope he gets poisoned again

personally i hope he gets first boot, and if not he gets absolutely trampled in every single challenge

he is possibly the worst character out of disventure camp and i’m not joking i need him gone

[hazelcallahan]

yall will put willow on indefinite hiatus but release 50000 more star wars shows foh

[hueningkoi]

TWINKIE QUICK DOODLE!!!!

[lvllns]

genshin. genshin please. stop giving me fucking mona.

[scribe-of-hael]

I want this bots knees to buckle as he's getting mercilessly railed aginst whatever wall he's pressed against.

I need a 6 million year old , 27ft mech to whimper for me, that is the need, that is the goal. I can not make this clearer.